Forty hour workweeks are a relic of the Industrial Age. Knowledge workers function like athletes - train and sprint, then rest and reassess.

Recharge.

Interviewer: “Can you explain these gaps in your resume?”

Me: “I believe those are from the space bar.” 🤷🏻‍♂️

My first laptop 💻

Ignorance is more expensive than education.

Women are 3D Printers for humans and men are the ink.

Sex is great and all, but have you ever slept for 8 hrs straight?

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