God could create the world in six days because he didn't have to make it compatible with the previous version.

Boys vs men.

Pleasure room 😉

Dafaq?

True story bro 🤣

There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

-- C.A.R. Hoare

Nearly every complex solution to a programming problem that I have looked at carefully has turned out to be wrong.

-- Brent Welch

Technology destroys jobs and replaces them with opportunities.

Understanding is an art. And not everyone is an artist.

Interviewer: your resume says that you’re quick in math. What’s 19x67?
Me: 25
Interviewer: that’s not even close
Me: But it was quick