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"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live."Martin Golding

Slavery never ended it was just disguised as employment.

The lottery system is a voluntary tax on stupid people who don't understand statistics.

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1. Buy a 3D printer
2. Print a 3D printer
3. Return the 3D printer

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“This one I’ll definitely remember.”

*Me creating a new password*

Users are a terrible thing. Systems would be infinitely more stable without them.

-- Michael T. Nygard