HR: On your resume it says you went to Yale.
Me: Yes, for my sisterβs graduation.
Me: Yes, for my sisterβs graduation.
π4
The most important two rules in life:
1. Never give out all the information.
1. Never give out all the information.
π3
In my job interview I was asked what some of my good qualities were...
Well my doctor always calls me patient.
Well my doctor always calls me patient.
π4
All programs have at least one bug remaining and can be optimized by one byte. Thus, by mathematical induction, all programs can be reduced to one byte. And it won't work.
π1
At some point you will find someone who is obsessed with you and wants all your time. That person is your manager at work.
π3
In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion.
π4