I write code without tests.

Data science rules.

It is easier to optimize correct code than to correct optimized code.

Coding girl.

HR: On your resume it says you went to Yale.
Me: Yes, for my sister’s graduation.

The most important two rules in life:

1. Never give out all the information.

Watching programming memes 😁

In my job interview I was asked what some of my good qualities were...

Well my doctor always calls me patient.

Go ahead and sleep at work 💤

All programs have at least one bug remaining and can be optimized by one byte. Thus, by mathematical induction, all programs can be reduced to one byte. And it won't work.