If you have a problem and have to use RegEx to solve it, you now have two problems.

I JUST ORDERED A LIFE ALERT BRACELET SO IF I EVER GET A LIFE I WILL BE NOTIFIED IMMEDIATELY

What did router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.

I have a computer programming joke, but it bugs me.

Software gardener.

Project manager vs. Developers

"Everybody wants to hire the best. Nobody wants to pay them the best."