Impressive GitHub profile.

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Hello world "print"

Before the internet, I thought ignorance was the lack of access to information. Well, I quess it wasn't that.

I don't need a stable relationship, I need a stable internet connection.

Had trouble with my laptop, and my pal said;
" Have you tried disabling cookies?"
Me; "I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man."

Follow me on Bluesky, http://abratus.bsky.social

I went to a job interview today and the interviewer asked me, “what is your greatest weakness?”

I said, "I am too honest.”

He said, "I don't think that's a weakness.”

“Well I don't give a fuck what you think!”

Ironically lazy people tend to accomplish things faster because they search for the easiest ways to do the things.