Work from home?

I don't even work from work.

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Never argue with someone who uses 'research' as a synonym for scrolling.

If you increase your font size by 1 point every time you respond to someone in an email, eventually they'll stop emailing you. 

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I tried to make my password "myunderwear"

Then I was informed that passwords must be changed regularly.

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Interviewer: What's your best asset?
Me: I have an excellent memory
Interviewer: Give me an example?
Me: Of what?

It's not that I accept the Terms and Conditions.

It's just that I would rather not spend the rest of my life reading them.

Turns out humans are just prompt generators for AI.