All Monet's paintings were painted by Claude.

Worst-case scenario: AI destroys humanity.

Best-case: same.

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I'm so poor, I got declined for a free trial.

"I'm Not A Robot" is exactly what a robot would say.

I thought Ariana Grande was the font.

The original “cloud storage” was emailing yourself a file.

The alphabet is just 26 symbols we turned into poetry, emails, and terms and conditions.

She: touch my food and you die.

Me: oh come on babe, you're not that bad of a cook.

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Men don’t gossip.

We just stand around a grill and discuss other people’s poor decisions.


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Hey Silicon Valley, can we do Star Trek and not The Matrix please?

AI is changing the world by allowing stupid people to feel smart.

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French websites use croissants instead of cookies.

A SQL statement walks into a bar.

He confidently walks up to a couple of tables and says, "May I join you?"

If AI will take away all the jobs, who will buy the products that AI will produce?

I’m humble enough to know I’m replaceable at work. But confident enough to know it would take 3 to 4 people to cover the gap. 

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Monday is like a software update. Nobody asked for it. 

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