90% of the apps on my phone don't do anything except send me notifications that there's a new version to download.

AI has the potential to wipe out the human race, but there are downsides too.  

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All Monet's paintings were painted by Claude.

Worst-case scenario: AI destroys humanity.

Best-case: same.

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I'm so poor, I got declined for a free trial.

"I'm Not A Robot" is exactly what a robot would say.

I thought Ariana Grande was the font.

The original “cloud storage” was emailing yourself a file.

The alphabet is just 26 symbols we turned into poetry, emails, and terms and conditions.

She: touch my food and you die.

Me: oh come on babe, you're not that bad of a cook.

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Men don’t gossip.

We just stand around a grill and discuss other people’s poor decisions.


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Hey Silicon Valley, can we do Star Trek and not The Matrix please?

AI is changing the world by allowing stupid people to feel smart.

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French websites use croissants instead of cookies.

A SQL statement walks into a bar.

He confidently walks up to a couple of tables and says, "May I join you?"

If AI will take away all the jobs, who will buy the products that AI will produce?