Interviewer : Have you ever had a non-profit job before?

Me: Yes, all of them.

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Creative people need time to sit around and do nothing.

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Nobody enjoys picking a new password.

We just tolerate it.

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How many AI researchers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None — that's a hardware problem.

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You're not part of the tech bro culture.

You're a working-class factory employee in today's economy.


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What do computers like to eat?

Microchips.

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Clean code is just messy code with better lighting.

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Good point, captcha… maybe I am a robot. 

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The best way to make Python code readable is to write less of it, unless you’re paid by the line.

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Be a man, push to prod on Friday.

The part they don't tell you about in the interview

Imagine an e-mail finding you well. 
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I asked my computer tech buddy, 'How do you make a motherboard?'

He said, 'I usually tell her a long and pointless story.'

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What clothing does a programmer wear?

Whatever is in the dress code.

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