A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords.

I grabbed a pen and paper and said, “Thank God for that, what are they?”

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I left my job at the keyboard factory today.

To be honest, I had been looking for an escape for a while.

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ENTER NEW PASSWORD: chicken
PASSWORD MUST CONTAIN A CAPITAL: ChickenKiev

Does 9 divided by 2 equal 45 or am I just missing the point? 
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Some mistakes take you to the right places.
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Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.
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Old Macdonald had a Datacenter...
AI AI oh.

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The user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it's not that good.

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How do trees get online?
They log in.

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Interviewer : Have you ever had a non-profit job before?

Me: Yes, all of them.

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