"Escape competition through authenticity."

Google uses you a lot more than you use Google.

Say my name

Before the Internet all this shit just stayed in people’s heads for thousands of years.

My first computer

Engineers: 6.99 is 7
Programming languages: 6.99 is 6
Math: 6.99 is 6.99
Excel: 6.99 is June 1999

New keyboard

I don't use debuggers

Fucking bugs

Life tip:
The best time to search for a job is when you already have one.