The sooner you start to code, the longer the program will take.

-- Roy Carlson

True story bro

To be honest, I don't know what "TBH" or "IDK" mean.

Increasingly, people seem to interpret complexity as sophistication, which is baffling - the incomprehensible should cause suspicion, not admiration. Possibly this results from the mistaken belief that using a mysterious device confers [extra] power on the user.

-- Niklaus Wirth

Programmer it is

I may be calm

You have to believe

Naming variables

Hackers

Why did the Python programmer get lost? He couldn't find his way out of the for loop.

Why do Python programmers prefer to work in the dark? Because they hate white space errors.