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We build systems like the Wright brothers built airplanes - build the whole thing, push it off the cliff, let it crash, and start over again.

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The code you write makes you a programmer. The code you delete makes you a good one. The code you don't have to write makes you a great one.

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It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter.

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The standard rule is, when you're in a hole, stop digging; that seems not to apply to software nowadays.

-- Ron Minnich