Programmers have to fight against the two most destructive forces in the universe: entropy and stupidity.

-- Damian Conway

Working from home.

Programmers and testers.

Turing test.

I found a book for sale called "How to Solve Half of Your Problems," so I bought two. Problems solved!

All programming languages are shit. But the good ones fertilize your mind.

-- Reg Braithwaite

The older I get, the more I believe that the only way to become a better programmer is by not programming.

-- Jeff Atwood

Rich programmer, poor programmer.