Optimist: The glass is 1/2 full

Pessimist: The glass is 1/2 empty

Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be

Excel: The glass is January 2nd

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Start by doing what is necessary, then do what is possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible. - St. Francis of Assisi

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.