In my job interview I was asked what some of my good qualities were...

Well my doctor always calls me patient.

Go ahead and sleep at work 💤

All programs have at least one bug remaining and can be optimized by one byte. Thus, by mathematical induction, all programs can be reduced to one byte. And it won't work.

At some point you will find someone who is obsessed with you and wants all your time. That person is your manager at work.

In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion.

Boss: “Send me one of your jokes”.
Employee: “I’m working, I'll send you one later”.
Boss: "That a good one. Send me another one".

Usual zoom meeting.

Can God write a program so complex that he cannot debug it?

(a variant of the Omnipotence Paradox)

The gap between theory and practice is not as wide in theory as it is in practice.