Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia. Man: Wait! I can explain everything.

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0

Tablets were replaced by scrolls. Scrolls were replaced by books.

Now we scroll through books on tablets.

Your brain is your biological personal computer. Make sure you're the only one programming it.

If you’re so smart, why aren’t you happy?

"If you need to memorize it, then you didn't understand it."

𝗟𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝗛𝗮𝗰𝗸: Work with people that are smarter than you.

We don't do that here.

My kids put together a PowerPoint presentation explaining why we should go to the water park…

It has several slides.