Hey Silicon Valley, can we do Star Trek and not The Matrix please?

AI is changing the world by allowing stupid people to feel smart.

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French websites use croissants instead of cookies.

A SQL statement walks into a bar.

He confidently walks up to a couple of tables and says, "May I join you?"

If AI will take away all the jobs, who will buy the products that AI will produce?

I’m humble enough to know I’m replaceable at work. But confident enough to know it would take 3 to 4 people to cover the gap. 

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Monday is like a software update. Nobody asked for it. 

#Monday #Jokes

Why did the candle quit his job?

He was burned out.

Never say 'I don't know'.
Say 'Let me check'.

Boss: We need you to be more of a team player.

Me: I am a team player.

Boss: You told the entire team to fuck off.

Me: And I included everyone. That's TEAMWORK.

95% of my workplace think I'm hilarious...

(the other 5% is HR).

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I was told to describe myself I one word in a job interview.

I said, "bad at following simple instructions"

Interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in ten years?”

Me: “On your side of this table.”

Interviewer: “Ambitious.”

Me: “No, your chair looks more comfortable.”

A lot of people aren’t building personal brands.

They’re building fan clubs for a version of themselves that doesn’t exist.

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I remember when artificial intelligence was just called mansplaining.

Work from home?

I don't even work from work.

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Never argue with someone who uses 'research' as a synonym for scrolling.

If you increase your font size by 1 point every time you respond to someone in an email, eventually they'll stop emailing you. 

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I tried to make my password "myunderwear"

Then I was informed that passwords must be changed regularly.

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