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Is Google male or female?

Female.

Because she refuses to let me finish a sentence before making suggestions

Every time I visit a website, I click Accept Cookies.

I have yet to receive a single cookie and I'm getting sick and tired of all of the lies.

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The FBI is monitoring my internet activity so I set my VPN to Epstein's island so they no longer care what I do.

#jokes #hacking
Pretty much everything is hackable...
--Lizzie Borden
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How do you turn a 3D printer into a 4D printer?

Just give it time.


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I asked Google, 'How often do people die in hot air balloons?'

Turns out it's only once...

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