My first computer

Engineers: 6.99 is 7
Programming languages: 6.99 is 6
Math: 6.99 is 6.99
Excel: 6.99 is June 1999

New keyboard

I don't use debuggers

Fucking bugs

Life tip:
The best time to search for a job is when you already have one.

While loops

Stop crying

"To build a career, turn your ability into credibility."

All my passwords are protected by amnesia.

- Where does a Machine Learning engineer go camping?
- In a Random Forest!