Et ressurexit
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"And on the third day He rose again..." from Bach's Mass in B minor.
Forwarded from Fundamental Christianity
A group of Christians are tasked with changing a lightbulb.
The Charismatic changes it easily; his hands are already up.
The Roman Catholic refuses; he prefers candles.
The Eastern Orthodox venerates the light bulb.
The Pentecostal changes it while his friends pray against the Lord of Darkness.
The Christian Scientist can't, but he prays for the light to turn back on.
The Calvinist refuses; God has predestined when the light will be on.
The Episcopalian changes the lightbulb while his friends say how much they liked the old one.
The Mormon tries to change it as five wives tell him how to do it right.
The Baptist changes the lightbulb, gets it approved by three committees, and then they all eat some casserole.
The Lutheran refuses: he doesn't believe in change.
The Unitarian chooses not to make a statement either in favor of, or against, the need for a lightbulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that lightbulbs work for you, you are encouraged to create a poem or modern dance about your personal relationship with the lightbulb, and present it next Sunday when we will explore a number of lightbulb traditions including incandescent, fluorescent, halogen, compact fluorescent, low-pressure sodium, and LED, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
The Charismatic changes it easily; his hands are already up.
The Roman Catholic refuses; he prefers candles.
The Eastern Orthodox venerates the light bulb.
The Pentecostal changes it while his friends pray against the Lord of Darkness.
The Christian Scientist can't, but he prays for the light to turn back on.
The Calvinist refuses; God has predestined when the light will be on.
The Episcopalian changes the lightbulb while his friends say how much they liked the old one.
The Mormon tries to change it as five wives tell him how to do it right.
The Baptist changes the lightbulb, gets it approved by three committees, and then they all eat some casserole.
The Lutheran refuses: he doesn't believe in change.
The Unitarian chooses not to make a statement either in favor of, or against, the need for a lightbulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that lightbulbs work for you, you are encouraged to create a poem or modern dance about your personal relationship with the lightbulb, and present it next Sunday when we will explore a number of lightbulb traditions including incandescent, fluorescent, halogen, compact fluorescent, low-pressure sodium, and LED, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
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Protestant Post
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In light of Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter, will you...
Anonymous Poll
22%
Start using Twitter more
27%
Wait to see what happens
4%
Create a new account
57%
Ignore it and stay on Telegram 😎
Forwarded from Franssen
Sexualizing children dehumanizes them. Dehumanizing a whole class of people is essential before using the state to kill them off.
The government indoctrination camps are signaling to you what they're going to do.
The government indoctrination camps are signaling to you what they're going to do.
So based and tradpilled. We stupid Protties just don't get it. lol
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Forwarded from Disclose.tv
JUST IN - U.S. Supreme Court has voted to strike down the Roe vs. Wade ruling that legalized abortion nationwide, an initial draft majority opinion by Justice Alito shows.
https://www.politico.com/news/2022/05/02/supreme-court-abortion-draft-opinion-00029473
How do such drafts of the SCOTUS get leaked to the media before a ruling is announced? This is criminal.
@disclosetv
https://www.politico.com/news/2022/05/02/supreme-court-abortion-draft-opinion-00029473
How do such drafts of the SCOTUS get leaked to the media before a ruling is announced? This is criminal.
@disclosetv
POLITICO
Exclusive: Supreme Court has voted to overturn abortion rights, draft opinion shows
“We hold that Roe and Casey must be overruled,” Justice Alito writes in an initial majority draft circulated inside the court.
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Forwarded from Gildas’ Plea
We as Christians have a moral duty to promote Godly order in our lives, as well as for our families and our societies. We can clearly see from the Bible that nations should naturally be tied to blood and soil. We must reject ideologies which reject this Christian notion of nationalism. It is no coincidence that we have rejected the Christian basis for national identity at the same time as we are rejecting the Christian doctrine of marriage, gender roles, and morality. The rejection of nationalism is nothing more than a symptom of the rejection of God’s law in its entirety, sadly even by professed Christians in many cases.
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