Most people in the PCA are middle-brow, middle-management. They're people who don't take risks intellectually or otherwise. 

-- C. R. Wiley

Gentlemen, let's aim a little higher. We are heirs of the Kingdom of Christ.

Baptism saves and the eucharist gives eternal life.

"in receiving the sacraments believers do nothing to deserve praise, and that even in this act (which on their part is merely passive) no work can be ascribed to them."

~ John Calvin -- Institutes 4.14.26

"Truly, Christ was sanctified from earliest infancy in order that he might sanctify in himself his elect from every age without distinction. ... we deny the inference from this that infants cannot be regenerated by God's power, which is as easy and ready to him as it is incomprehensible and wonderful to us."

~ John Calvin — Institutes 4.16.18

Again Saint Paul means not that baptism, that is to say the water hath the power to change us in such wise, that we should be clothed with our Lord Jesus Christ: for by that means God should be robbed of the praise that is due to himself alone. But he shows here the means whereby we may be certified that we are members of our Lord Jesus Christ's body ... Therefore let us learn, that it is only God that knits us to our Lord Jesus Christ, of his own mere goodness, and that he doth it by the secret power of his Holy Spirit, and yet notwithstanding ceases not to work by baptism as by an inferior instrument.

-- John Calvin, Commentary on Galatians 3

Collect for the 16th Sunday after Pentecost

Grant us, O Lord, we pray thee, to trust in thee with all our heart; seeing that, as thou dost alway resist the proud who confide in their own strength, so thou dost not forsake those
who make their boast of thy mercy; through Jesus Christ our Lord, who liveth and reigneth with thee and the Holy Spirit, one God, now and forever. Amen.

We assert that the whole guilt of sin is taken away in baptism, so that the remains of sin still existing are not imputed. That this may be more clear, let my readers call to mind that there is a twofold grace in baptism, for therein both remission of sins and regeneration are offered to us. We teach that full remission is made, but that regeneration is only begun and goes on making progress during the whole of life. Accordingly, sin truly remains in us, and is not instantly in one day extinguished by baptism, but as the guilt is effaced it is null in regard to imputation. Nothing is plainer than this doctrine.

-- John Calvin, Antidote to the Council of Trent, 1.5

And we, too, being called by His will in Christ Jesus, are not justified by ourselves, nor by our own wisdom, or understanding, or godliness, or works which we have wrought in holiness of heart; but by that faith through which, from the beginning, Almighty God has justified all men; to whom be glory for ever and ever. Amen.

-- St. Clement of Rome [full article]

For in the Sacraments God alone properly acts; men bring nothing of their own, but approach to receive the grace offered to them. Thus, in Baptism, God washed us by the blood of his Son and regenerated us by his Spirit; in the Supper he feeds us with the flesh and blood of Christ. What part of the work can man claim, without blasphemy, since the whole appears to be of grace? The fact of the administration being committed to men, derogates no more from the operation of God than the hand does from the artificer, since God alone acts by them, and does the whole ... For we ought to turn our thoughts not only to the sprinkling of water, but also to the spiritual reality which begets the confidence of a good conscience by the resurrection of Christ ... Such remembrance [of baptism], I say, not only makes sins venial, but altogether obliterates them. Whenever there is any question of forgiveness of sins, we must flee to Baptism and from it seek a confirmation of forgiveness. For as God reconciles us to himself by the daily promises of the Gospel, so the belief and certainty of this reconciliation, which is daily repeated even to the end of life, he seals to us by Baptism.

-- John Calvin, Antidote to the Council of Trent, 7.5, 7, 10

Besides, baptism - being the entrance into the Church and the symbol of our ingrafting into Christ - is here appropriately introduced by Paul, when he intends to show in what manner the grace of God appeared to us; so that the strain of the passage runs thus: “God hath saved us by his mercy, the symbol and pledge of which he gave in baptism, by admitting us into his Church, and ingrafting us into the body of his Son.” Now the Apostles are wont to draw an argument from the Sacraments, to prove that which is there exhibited under a figure, because it ought to be held by believers as a settled principle, that God does not sport with us by unmeaning figures, but inwardly accomplishes by his power what he exhibits by the outward sign; and therefore, baptism is fitly and truly said to be “the washing of regeneration.” The efficacy and use of the sacraments will be properly understood by him who shall connect the sign and the thing signified, in such a manner as not to make the sign unmeaning and inefficacious, and who nevertheless shall not, for the sake of adorning the sign, take away from the Holy Spirit what belongs to him.

-- John Calvin, Commentary on Titus 3

One thing the Puritans got very right was opposition to the theater and the stage.

They rightly saw it as a gateway for sin and vice thinly veiled under "the arts." They noted that the subject matter was frequently unnecessarily immoral, and that the industry served as a pipeline to prostitution and homosexuality.

Obviously, little has changed in our day.

That only a few Shakespeare plays survive as relevant artistic works (whereas contemporary musical composers wrote hundreds of masterpieces) shows what a low form of art it really was, despite what your 3rd grade English teacher Ms. Karen Catlady told you.

The power of the mystery [the sacrament] remains intact, no matter how much wicked men try to their utmost to nullify it ... Men bear away from this Sacrament no more than they gather with the vessel of faith.... Yet, it is one thing to be offered, and another to be received ... the Sacrament is one thing, the power of the Sacrament another.... There is here no reason to lose faith in the promises of God, who does not stop the rain from falling from heaven, although rocks and stones do not receive the moisture of rain.

-- John Calvin, Institutes 4.17.33-34