Q: How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?

A: An extroverted computer scientist looks atyour shoes when he talks to you.

Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"

A: Inheritance

Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: none, that's a hardware problem

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