@ProgrammerHumor Who would win?
Your IDE or a non semicolon using language

@ProgrammerHumor You know it

@ProgrammerHumor Increment

@ProgrammerHumor null is safer than zero...

@ProgrammerHumor Debugging

@ProgrammerHumor OS

@ProgrammerHumor Shit, I would rather not trust him

@ProgrammerHumor Drive safe!

@ProgrammerHumor Car race here we come

@ProgrammerHumor Documentation

@ProgrammerHumor Some project managers

@ProgrammerHumor Recursion

@ProgrammerHumor Try catch ftw

@ProgrammerHumor IE

@ProgrammerHumor British programmer spotted

@ProgrammerHumor Google history searches could be confusing for coworkers

@ProgrammerHumor What's mx purpose?

@ProgrammerHumor Story of my QA

@ProgrammerHumor When you wrestle with your code for hours and fix that one bug

@ProgrammerHumor Or do we need more, maybe?

@ProgrammerHumor programming