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Do you have to pay 24 or 25 bucks?

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If it works, it ain't stupid ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Building off of legacy code

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1) Be a productive employee
2) ???





3) Burnout.

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jQuery - quod erat demonstrandum

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In other news the number of penguins who don't know whether God exists stayed steady at 100%, sources revealed today.

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Best comments, Rank 2:
//assign 0 to x
int x = 0;

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As seen on http://whenwillfalconheavylaunch.com/

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You:
while(cake != null) {nom(cake);}
vs the guy she tells you not to worry about:
while(cake) nom(cake);

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Theres a better way! Try using BigInteger:
letter += new BigInteger(""+1).toInt();

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How russia hacked the US election:
https://youtu.be/M3Ftn2n1VTU

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Ho ho ho

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When your code is so bad even your compiler doesn't like it
feelsbadman.jpg

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Apparently chickens run Debian.

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Maybe aliens published https://crackstation.net ?

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The programmer did well by naming it what it truly is. Results in better code readability.

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"There's a tab with a right pointing arrow and a tab with a left pointing arrow"