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@ProgrammerHumor Documentation

@ProgrammerHumor It's magic

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Documentation is like a hand job: you're better at it yourself, but you want someone else to do it

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@ProgrammerHumor Human 1 : 0 Computer

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@ProgrammerHumor Let's help them share their success

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@ProgrammerHumor Can you read this PHP code? If so, great, we don't need you in particular.