@ProgrammerHumor What the actual fuck

@ProgrammerHumor When your shower has more commits than you

@ProgrammerHumor MCFA

@ProgrammerHumor You definately should call the cops.

@ProgrammerHumor JS has "good" parts? U kidding me?

@ProgrammerHumor Assign some value to that freedom.

@ProgrammerHumor 3.2 kompile/debug ratio, not bad

@ProgrammerHumor Well, at least mine is longer...

@ProgrammerHumor Wordpress is love

It's actually the earth that's moving - thank you computing control technology

@ProgrammerHumor If you're unlucky it turns into deadlock for like 9 months or so.

@ProgrammerHumor Hardware side validation > Client side validation

@ProgrammerHumor Make render, not war.

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My 32. birthday cake

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Checking if keys in an empty array exists in over 100 lines.... Good job

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Emotive programming will be like