When Someone Meet a Programmer and Ask the first Question from a programmer -
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Break statements, not hearts. Manipulate strings, not people. Throw exceptions, not grenade. Eliminates programs, not relationship. Kill threads, not animals. Raise exceptions, not this post.
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PM: "So how long will it take you to build this brand new feature I just described to you two seconds ago...?"
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Because there is no such thing as a happy ending in this job.
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