Actual code I found written by my boss in the system I am working on
https://redd.it/9lx5yn
by @programmer_humor
https://redd.it/9lx5yn
by @programmer_humor
A gay man, a straight woman and a programmer are stranded on a deserted island.
During the first night, the gay man goes to the programmer and tells him they should kill the woman so he could have a normal sex life.
The second night, the woman goes to the programmer and tells him they should kill the gay man so she could have a normal sex life.
The third night, the programmer kills both the woman and the man so he could have normal sex life.
https://redd.it/9la16s
by @programmer_humor
During the first night, the gay man goes to the programmer and tells him they should kill the woman so he could have a normal sex life.
The second night, the woman goes to the programmer and tells him they should kill the gay man so she could have a normal sex life.
The third night, the programmer kills both the woman and the man so he could have normal sex life.
https://redd.it/9la16s
by @programmer_humor
My local grocery store has a serious problem dividing by zero.
https://redd.it/9m4gce
by @programmer_humor
https://redd.it/9m4gce
by @programmer_humor