I ordered a brioche expecting a croissant and I got this
That's on me but it's a fun misunderstanding based on cultural differences

Literally new york

I always said it

Tits out I am done with my exams (if I don't pass is cause they are tasteless)

Spionaggio

Italian singer that doesn't wash himself: "I don't want to flood your attic to take a bath"
Me, extremely emotional: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

This day is not passing the vibe check AT ALL

Why is everyone on coke nowadays finding weed has become impossible