I talked to my bff on the phone so now I'm *:･ﾟ✧(ꈍᴗꈍ)✧･ﾟ:*

It pains me to say this cause my fav singer's name is Jeff, but Jeff is such a generic dude name.
Like, you expect so little from a Jeff and you're still disappointed.

If your name is Jeff kindly go fuck yourself

What is your problem step it up dude

I do not want to give my cookie permissions to my app but also I do not want to see Harry Potter ads

Me: wow this is the best make up I have ever made
My sister: ye 8 out of 10

No don't 🥰 this I wanted a 10

If you're not like the foreigner lady asking us if we were going to the "fiesta" you're not a real ally stfu

Heavy are the boobs that wear the sequins

Genders of the day

Forever repost it will never be not funny