Who wants to date me
Only apply if you are seriously willing to take bedbugs out of my room

"Inescapable horrors" cause I'm gonna put myself over your shoulder like 👀 and go like so are you gonna consume those horrors or

I was the inescapable horror all along

I like not shaving
But
I also like smooth skin

Damn

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Which one is the weirdest compliment I have received lately

You look like the doll from the 1919 movie The Doll

You look like a cat after she's eaten an ant

I met a college friend after several years and she kept going YOU'RE SO PINK
I am flattered

Bought some shoes and I love them