Yeah cannot blame her for marrying that lil bitch

My mum deadass just said: "I don't usually remember people's names when I meet them, but it's generally because they are not interesting"

She's right tho
My hometown is full of basic bitches

DO NOT send me pics of highway stops they sell BIG PLUSHIES AND BIG TOBLERONE THERE

If I post something and it makes you angry it means I was right 💅

I tried to take notes and then I realized scribbling makes me concentrate

Saaame

It's June
Ask yourself
Could I be gayer

I believe in you
You could
Do it

I wish I could put my pussy in the refrigerator

I scheduled this thinking lol that's so funny and now I'm here sending this at 5 am after pouring instant coffee into my milk with coffee

I did it myself!

(Actually @chaoticurobro did all the hard work aka removing the original background)