Can we help you find your way into not being straight anymore

Today's mood is no mood cause too tired to feel thanks

Drowning in sorrow while I could be drowning in boobies

The two genders of the day: tiger with a hat and dolphin with a veil

omg they're literally me

Wanna see

Picture this: us, the Met Gala red carpet, chilling and judging.
Me and who I'm not even joking

Okay so maybe we're unironically streaming the Met Gala outfits tonight
If you're interested join us 👀

Due Madonne non è il capolinea del bus
È quello che cade quando passano

Had to turn away an offer to teach a dealer Italian for pills

Sorry I'm too sick in the head for drugs