And so I wake in the morning and I aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ancient saying: the same curriculum that doesn't get you a clown job gets you a teaching job

Me and the squad going to see Barbie

I cannot participate in the group chat much now that I'm working and I feel like a mom who lets her children play alone while she goes making that bread

2k followers and for what?
No one bothered to tell me about the Twilight reboot

Literally the loneliest person in the world.

Me: hehe today it's weed day
Me: ...
Me: okay everyday is weed day let's be honest