I had 5 minutes and 48 seconds of an extremely uncomfortable and painful phone call without cringing on the outside and telling the other person that I cannot wait til the day they burn in a fire

Me: wow this tarot reading sure helped me but I know better and I will not make things go this way

Things: don't go my way

Tarot: lmao you thought BITCH

F for me please

What do you mean you're recording again

Updates about my books

Taking a break from Extended stay cause, while beautifully written, has very heavy themes and I need something I can read faster.
So I switched to another horror called Night film, a bit longer but very well done so far and the plot seems interesting.

I am so salty right now I'll use my own nails to season my food

The two genders of today

If the Pope dies I can be the next one but I'm not wearing all white ugh

Admin pic

-1 to admin hand reveal

This made me think that I was like: I should ask my subs for something to do at 2k

Then I remembered
This is the internet
People will ask n00ds

If I made like a 48 hour lottery (for free ofc) and the winner(s) will have a tarot reading?

Idk I cannot do much