Besties it's my first day at work

I had 5 minutes and 48 seconds of an extremely uncomfortable and painful phone call without cringing on the outside and telling the other person that I cannot wait til the day they burn in a fire

Me: wow this tarot reading sure helped me but I know better and I will not make things go this way

Things: don't go my way

Tarot: lmao you thought BITCH

F for me please

What do you mean you're recording again