Being on a train without being caffeinated enough is a terrible thing

If you wanna be my lover
You gotta bring me coffee
Please
I need it

“Do you wish me to fight for you?” said Yaretzi, the teeth were sharper a moment, the ears longer. “Sometimes you wish for support, and violence, and a strong ally. This I can be. But other times you bring me problems because you wish for my perspective. Which would you like?”

I had forgotten about this meme from the future

Remember: you're the only person who can decide how much of a slut you get to be

She's pretty

JK Rowling having a very normal one trying to cancel POC people from the community

I would have needed this scheduled meme this morning ngl

I went to the bathroom and then the Wii theme literally started playing in my head and I forgot to exist