I wish that was me with this bitch of a cat

Dead me please

Sometimes I go to sleep and when I wake up and scroll people have been extra gay.

I encourage that
Be gay do crime and do each other

Being on a train without being caffeinated enough is a terrible thing

If you wanna be my lover
You gotta bring me coffee
Please
I need it

“Do you wish me to fight for you?” said Yaretzi, the teeth were sharper a moment, the ears longer. “Sometimes you wish for support, and violence, and a strong ally. This I can be. But other times you bring me problems because you wish for my perspective. Which would you like?”

I had forgotten about this meme from the future

Remember: you're the only person who can decide how much of a slut you get to be