Try to do at least one of those things this week:
• take a nap
• treat yourself to a meal you like
• take a walk for the sake of it
• have a meaningful conversation with a friend
• take an hour or two to do something you like on your own

History and geography facts: the only reason Italy was united was to appeal to people with a foot fetish

"My favourite musical is Cats"

Bae there are less humiliating ways to say you're a furry

She woke me up to be tired on me

Maine has no billboard
Stephen King's stories are mostly set in Maine

We can deduce at this point that the true horror in other States are billboards

Halp I need to pee

Not happy I finally went to pee