Literally gonna drown my sorrows

I am a fool who overestimated her faculty to handle alcohol and the size of her pee sack

Tfw you're waiting to be called back for a job and you actually receive a call but it's spam

Whoever invented gender will catch these hands because boi are cishet people a handful

Like we all have parental issues
No shit, our parents are pretty much all straight peeps

Imagine putting your best to not be late to the employment center and you succeed

But you are actually in another employment center

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

They volunteered to help me with my lactose intolerance. Thanks boys