Working is for boring, ugly, serious people
And I, button, am none of these things

I was dating a Pokémon fan.
They wanted me to write a love song about their favourite Pokémon, Pikachu.
So I had to broke it off, and I told them: "Sorry, I'm not gonna Raichu a love song"

Real linguistics fact:
MANual and MANsplaining have the same root.
Don't let little pieces of paper dictate your life.
Just fuck around and find out.

This girl is about to relive her traumas for real reading Kodomo no Omocha
Keep tuned for silly silly tears

But first, I am gonna watch that movie where Daniel Radcliffe is a corpse

Also, on a related note

Virgin Tom Felton writing his Potter related autobiography and doing nothing else

Chad Daniel Radcliffe doing whatever to be someone else
Naked with a horse, literal corpse, guns in the hands, down for whatever except the Rowling

Respect

If you wanna make an Italian man cry just talk about Totti's retirement

Oh my God I am having Emotions ™ about this silly movie

Thicc cake

/joinfed fc08463f-1ae7-41b3-a052-c39f58a2894f

This video made my skin better no joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NKZ4GhMZIE

Yesterday I stayed on my phone 79 minutes with my mom and we chatted a lot.
Today, I had to found out through my little sister my mom has COVID.
Thanks for the heads up lmao