I am a tired hoe and God gave me no coffee

I wish I was friend of William Wellman so I could insult them personally for attacking me with their podcast which I definitely refuse to stop listening to

My sexuality is the last song of the first act of musicals

If I had a cent every time I made someone unlock a new kink I would be so fucking rich

Awake and kicking it at 10 am

Morning people are too powerful.
Like, I woke up like not even two hours ago and I did stuff already.
Is that what morning people do all the time?
Too much. Let's stop them.
Sleep, morning people, sleep

Where do you young people get your books from nowadays?
(for free, you are all poor)

Look at me I'm cool I have a ferret friend