Has this sparked from me wanting to vent about Harry Potter?
Well, I won't say no.

And from people telling me "You should watch this video essay"
I am a walking video essay myself pals you cannot put me in front of a screen and expecting me not to talk smh

One of my superpowers is that if you say Esperanto in the mirror three times and I'm not busy at the time I come and explain to you why it's stupid

I feed my soul by telling people: "Oh you didn't KNOW about Pokémon Live?" and then by showing them the cursed content with a fake smile

Seeing a nice and hot cop is like seeing a very quality tasty ingredient cooked in a way that makes it so disgusting it's unedible

If your girl has a lot of intuition, a charming smirk and a raincoat, that's not your girlfriend, that's detective Columbo!

My personality through my top 3 perfumes:
1. Angel, very feminine, vanilla and patchouli notes, the packaging is a literal star;
2. A perfume that literally smells like a pie you make at Easter with vanilla and citruses;
3. The classical perfume of the car brand Ferrari.

This is literally my son Blackbeard let me cry for my middle aged emo child

Too awake to sleep, too tired to shitpost.
When will I become a meme