I will not feel alive when my alarm will go off in a few hours

Going home as adults for the holidays being like: "Let's sneak into bed before mom wakes up and finds out we spent the whole night talking"
(we were already discovered by the grandma, we tried to convince her she was dreaming, she didn't buy it)

Michael Bublè you're not too good to suck Santa

I made an ironic post about gender gap and got mansplained under it.
That's ironic!

I had an epiphany!
The journey from Christmas to Easter is the journey of Jesus from vanilla to kinkster

"Reverse sexism is not a thing, it's like reverse racism!"

I should have expected the super white guy telling me reverse racism is a thing

Today's word with Prettyposting:
Systemic.

Let me remind you: privilege is a thing. Being white, being cis, being male, being rich, being straight are ALL privileges.
And having privileges it's not a fault in itself. What is wrong is denying the existence of such privileges and pretend like we all have the same opportunities and there are no biases.
I will not change my mind, I will not debate you. The mod team is tired and it's holiday season.
You can leave or be banned, I couldn't care less.

Hi tonight we're trying skipping medications because we don't have them with us but we need a night out so much it seems the better choice
(fucking bitches try working and maybe I'll take you)

At least I can drink eheh
Beer tho

Pov: you're having a sleepover with me:

I'm literally the obnoxious bitch being like bro I'm literally obsessing over the horror genre as a whole but bro you have to understand me bro the metaphors the catharsis bro it's not that you don't like horror you just haven't found the right one yet

A very specific bitch indeed
Still a bitch


Never tell me anything about real crime or I will CRY