Orso è uno degli unici antidoti alla polizia

I made my own luggage more than 12 hours before departing.
I deserve a gold star from myself.

So, Musk made a poll on whether he should step down from Twitter or not.
The results are obvious.
The fun fact I just found out is: Twitter investors made Musk sign a contract saying he has to step down or the deal was off.
Just to remind you he's a clown.

Necessary tag to https://t.me/hirayyth

I have two sides:
one plays with the crying infant on the bus
the other one calls out teenagers on the bus who make queeephobic jokes.

Both of my sides are rad ngl

A Monster broke into my bag and a very angy plushie of Celeste from Animal Crossing absorbed pretty much everything, saving my laptop and books.
We love each other now I have proof, don't come at me if you all don't get our love

Rubo spudoratamente

Dear diary, every day the line between life and memes gets a bit thinner.
I cannot mantain sanity anymore, I'm trying to go apeshit now

This is my relationship with gender.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you said you were gay.
This year to save me from tears I'll give it to someone bisexual

Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died