"That's a good thing I brought my book, my switch, my series for the trip.
They're gonna be so useful to me while I dissociate half asleep while staring out the window"
They're gonna be so useful to me while I dissociate half asleep while staring out the window"
โค8
Me: OMG leaving the house is so hard
Also me: becomes friend of three people on the train, goes hitchhiking with strangers, ended up missing out on the event to officiate the train people's wedding
Also me: becomes friend of three people on the train, goes hitchhiking with strangers, ended up missing out on the event to officiate the train people's wedding
โค17
I just realized that if Milano burns I cannot pee on it because I pee too much and it would extinguish the fire. Sad moment for me and my bladdussy.
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Enby pirate's depressed and horny memes and unrelated mischievous stuff
Yes.
THIS CAT STARTED LICKING MY HAND AND GIVING ME SMALL BITES AND NUDGES
THIS WILL BE CONSIDERED A SUCCESS AND THEREFORE THE DAY SAVED. GOODNIGHT.
THIS WILL BE CONSIDERED A SUCCESS AND THEREFORE THE DAY SAVED. GOODNIGHT.
โค13
The killer in JK's last book is Gus Upcott.
If you're upset by the spoiler, you know what to do
(no wait leave don't debate us i didn't mean that we don't care)
If you're upset by the spoiler, you know what to do
(no wait leave don't debate us i didn't mean that we don't care)
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I have this absolutely gorgeous cat in my lap, we are bonding, she's soft, but my phone is running out of battery and if I get up our precarious friendship will be ruined.
Goodbye peeps, I chose the cat
Goodbye peeps, I chose the cat
โค15