Me: everyone with less drive and libido than me I assume is on the ace spec
People: what if you were hypersexual
Me:
Me:

If I had a euro for every time
Actually, if I only had an euro
Sad

I finally started The Twilight Zone and it's not that I don't like it but I cannot shake away the feeling that I'm cheating on Alfred Hitchcock

Today there are two genders: Pokémon and Enchanted.

I don't even know

Me today so much

Also every time I pack something I wonder how could a person be so bad at packing

"That's a good thing I brought my book, my switch, my series for the trip.
They're gonna be so useful to me while I dissociate half asleep while staring out the window"

Me: OMG leaving the house is so hard

Also me: becomes friend of three people on the train, goes hitchhiking with strangers, ended up missing out on the event to officiate the train people's wedding

I just realized that if Milano burns I cannot pee on it because I pee too much and it would extinguish the fire. Sad moment for me and my bladdussy.

Yes.

THIS CAT STARTED LICKING MY HAND AND GIVING ME SMALL BITES AND NUDGES
THIS WILL BE CONSIDERED A SUCCESS AND THEREFORE THE DAY SAVED. GOODNIGHT.